Charity Match

Abbey Select XV vs Wooden Spoon

Each year as part of the event we stage a 15s Charity Match as a curtain raiser to the tournament on the Friday Night. This will be an Abbey RFC Select and Invitational XV vs a Wooden Spoon Select and Invitational XV.

FB7s 2022 IS ON

About FB7s

The Fat Blokes Sevens is organised by Abbey Rugby Football Club. We are a group of highly trained athletes with a love of rugby and surreal humour. Abbey RFC are affiliated to Berkshire RFU.

We aim to benefit other charities during the course of the event - this means organising or taking part in group activities which will be fun for those taking part and beneficial to the selected charities.

The Fat Bloke Sevens, is a unique tournament for those who'd like to play sevens but aren't of the body type or fitness usually associated with the game... this is a FUN tournament and although we structure leagues to cater for all abilities we would remind you that this is not a "serious" 7s tournament.

Flatulent Faries - Founding team. Flatulent Fairies - Founding Team of FB7s.

What's On

  • - Bar open from 11am for campsite arrivals.
  • - Friday evening charity game - 7.30pm KO.
  • - We have a LIVE band Friday night in the clubhouse - The Salty Dogs from 9.00pm.
  • - We have food from 'Nix & Vix' Hot Food including burgers, hot dogs, BBQ pork and vegan.
  • - We have Saturday morning breakfast rolls available from 8.00am in the clubhouse.
  • - There will be fresh coffee being served from Anonymous Coffee Co. from early Saturday AM.
  • - There will be an ice cream van available all day.
  • - Rugby kicks off at 9.00am on Saturday (briefing 8.30am).
  • - Huge BBQ all afternoon Saturday from 12pm.
  • - We have food from 'Nix & Vix' Hot Food including chicken wraps, noodle boxes and pulled pork.
  • - We've a LIVE BAND Saturday night in the clubhouse - Side Project from 9.00pm.
  • - Sunday full breakfast will be available from 8.30am in the Clubhouse.
  • - There will be fresh coffee being served from Anonymous Coffee Co. from early Saturday AM

2022 Men and Ladies Leagues

  • Men's Open 1 & 2
    Admiral's Cup / Cheffy's Plate

  • Men's Social Premier
    Mike Lee Shield

  • Men's Social Arse
    Arse Cup
  • Ladies Open
    Jack Wakefield Trophy

  • Ladies Social
    Boob Cup

All leagues will have a minimum of 8 teams. Leagues will have quarter finals, semi finals and a final, so a minimum of 4 games.

Fancy Dress Theme 2022

The Flintstones!


Men's Teams

Teams Registered

3 spots remaining for 2022

Male Team Redingensians RFC 2018

CURRENT 2022 ENTRIES: Abbey Ruins, Abbey Super Mega Unicorns, Dixonians RFC, Worcester Vets, Lock prop and two smoking Farrells , The Lightning Holts, Kebbell's Red Rajys, Stags 7s, Mavericks, Shire Hall Sharks, Old Brentwoods 7's, Super Mega Unicorns, Whitton Lions, Bromley Bashas, Thundercats, Tries for Pies, Yippee Try-Yay Motherrucker, Grasshoppers Vets, Cardiff Cobras, Atomic 7s, WWF Attitude All-stars, The Horde, Civil Service Barbarians, SCRUM ON MY FACE, Thamesians, Quintin Quokkas, Windsor Jesters, Jackals 7s, Mayans, Snuff Pigs, The Green Drag-Queens


Team Entrance

Entrance for 2022 is priced at £160 for both men's and ladies' - this is payable via the PayPal link below and available on a first come first serve basis. Please note that we CANNOT issue any team entry refunds within two months of the event taking place.

General Admission & Camping

All teams can camp at the festival. This year we are operating a wristband entry to include general admission and camping at the price of £10 per person for two-days (if you arrive Friday) and £5 per person for one-day (if you arrive Saturday)! Under 16s accompanying a paying adult are free. This is to be paid in CASH on the day in exchange for a wristband and entry. There are some important things to note:

When entering a team, it is essential you advise on how many tents you are expecting - this way we can allocate pitches in team blocks. If you have a large tent or a camper van, please inform us ASAP and include the team you are with.

We will issue you with a receipt for all bookings and teams will also receive a welcome pack. You can also print off or make a note of the reference number to help with team entry on the day.


Ladies Teams

Teams Registered

0 spots remaining for 2022!

The Cunning Stunts The Cunning Stunts 2018

CURRENT 2022 ENTRIES: Abbey Nuns, Abbey Novices, Misfits, SMOBL (St Marys), Gazelles 7s, Bury Foxes, Windsor Dames,Cheltenham Civil Service, Mayans Ladies, Thamesians Ladies, I Don't Give A Ruck, Thorns Bracknell Ladies, Kilburn Cosmos, South East Sharks, Havant Ladies


• Lateness to games will incur a 5 point penalty per minute - be on time!
• No pets allowed. Guide dogs only.
• STRICTLY no PAs or Sound Systems in the campsite past 11.00pm
• No excessive volumes of alchohol to be brought onto the site.
• Please refrain from using disposable BBQs and Chinese lanterns.
• Please be honest about your playing level.

Sponsorship Opportunities are AVAILABLE


Friday and Saturday Food Van: prices from £5 an item

Saturday breakfast: Sausage or Bacon Bap - £3.50

Saturday BBQ: Hot Dog or Bacon Roll - £3.50, Hamburger - £4.00, Veggie Burger - £4.00, Cheeseburger - £4.50, Bacon Cheese Burger £5.00. [ADD ANY ADDITIONAL ITEM FOR £1 ON ANY]

Saturday night: TBC

Sunday breakfast: Full English with Toast & Tea or Coffee - £7.50