About FB7s

The Fat Blokes Sevens is organised by Abbey Rugby Football Club. We are a group of highly trained athletes with a love of rugby and surreal humour. Abbey RFC are affiliated with Berkshire RFU.

We aim to benefit other charities during the course of the event – this means organising or taking part in group activities which will be fun for those taking part and beneficial to the selected charities.

The Fat Bloke Sevens is a unique tournament for those who’d like to play sevens but aren’t of the body type or fitness usually associated with the game… This is a FUN tournament, and although we structure leagues to cater for all abilities, we would remind you that this is not a “serious” 7s tournament.

Just about the most fun rugby weekend you'll have

What’s On Fatblokes 2026

Friday
  • – Bar open from 1 pm for campsite arrivals.
  • – Friday evening mixed ability game – 6 pm KO.
  • – Friday evening charity game – 7.45 pm KO.
  • – We have a LIVE band Friday night in the clubhouse – The Salty Dogs, circa 9.45 pm
  • – Evening food provided by Momobros (Momos, Noodles, Bao Buns)
Saturday
  • – We have Saturday morning breakfast rolls available from 8.00 am at the BBQ.
  • – There will be fresh coffee being served from Anonymous Coffee Co. from early Saturday AM.
  • – There will be an ice cream van available all day.
  • – Rugby kicks off at 9.00 am on Saturday (briefing 8.30 am).
  • – Huge BBQ all afternoon Saturday from 11 am.
  • – Boozy Bingo Game in the Marquee, circa 8.15 pm
  • – Evening food provided by Napolino (Pizzas) and Momobros (Momos, Noodles, Bao Buns)
  • – We’ve a LIVE BAND Saturday night in the clubhouse – Angel and the Bad Men, circa 9.45 pm
Sunday
  • – Sunday full breakfast will be available from 8.30 am in the Clubhouse.
  • – There will be fresh coffee being served from Anonymous Coffee Co. from early Saturday AM
PLEASE CLEAR THE SITE BY 12 pm SUNDAY